Post by mrfunsocks on Dec 17, 2006 22:21:34 GMT -5
I did this a long time ago at about 3 in the morning, enjoy 
*these events happen at dusk of the day of the last scene of the film. R.J is feeling remource about almost killing all of the things he cares about most deeply*
After Vincent was carried away, Gladys arrested, and the Verminator ran away, things were peaceful at the log. As we join our heros, we see R.J. looking sad and dissipointed with his head down low. R.J. looks as if he was in some sort of prison camp for life. All the others are staring right at him like dolls. Finally, R.J. speaks...
R.J- I had no reason to betray you guys like that, I would give my life for you guys and I should've just let Vincent finish the job then... I feel so bad... I'm so sorry...
The whole group looks sad, but is still mad at what R.J has done
Verne- R.J, if you didn't come, we would still be eating bark and twigs right now. You have no reson to feel as bad as you do, we did fight back Vincent and now Gladys is gone too; you should be happy.
Ozzie tilts his head up fast and speaks...
Ozzie- Yes you should, we all forgive you R.J.
The whole group comes and gives R.J a hug. Hammy arrives first, then everyone else joins in. Heather makes sure she is right next to him, she looks nevous, as if she wants to say something. She wispers in R.J's ear.
Heather- Come to the pond tonight, I'll be waiting.
R.J. looks at her and nods, then goes back with his head down shamefully.
After the breif hug, everyone goes to their beds and starts sleeping, dreaming about the day to come. R.J is stilll up watching his favorite shows, he looks at the clock. It is midnight. He turns off the T.V and heads to the pond. There he sees Heather lieing down next to the pond. She looks as if she's sleeping, but no sounds of snores are heard from the beautiful possum. R.J comes over and shakes her. She wakes ubruptly.
Heather- You came!
R.J- Yes, I wanted to see what this was all about.
Heather was sweating, trying not to look into R.J's eyes..
Heather- Umm.... well.. I just wanted to say we all forgive you and you shouldn't think so much of it.
R.J looks away to the stars of the night. They are unseasonally bright tonight, and R.J can't stop staring.
R.J- You know Heather, everytime I look up at that sky, I think of this family and how good I have it; and how lucky I am to have you.
Heather quicky blushes and turns away.
Heather- Well, I just wanted to say that so goodbye!
Heather hastally goes to her bed, never to look back at R.J.
R.J watches her as she walks back to bed, he gets a slight feeling of security knowing that he is with a good family now. He walks back to his T.V, sits down, and goes to sleep.
Heather can't sleep, the thought of R.J buzzes in her mind like a bee. She trys everything to get to sleep, she even trys to sleep upright! But with no avail. All her tossing and turning wakes up her loving father, Ozzie. Ozzie looks sleepy and delusional.
Ozzie- A....Hea.....Heather whats the madder honey.
Heather stoped and pretended she was asleep.
Ozzie- Come on now Heather, I know you to well. I know your just pretending to sleep.
Heather got up, looked her dad straight in his sleepy eyes.
Heather- I don't know what's the madder, I can't go to sleep.
Ozzie gets up too, but very slowly.
Ozzie- There has to be a problem, you know you can tell your ol' daddy anything.
Heather blushes...
Heather- Your not my daddy! Your my dad!
Ozzie- Does that still bother you?
Heather- Yes! Yes it does... and R.J bothers me too!
Heather quickly puts her hands over her mouth, she didn't mean to say anything about R.J, but now it's to late.
Ozzie starts to wake up, he smerks.
Ozzie- What about R.J?
Trying to cover up her mistake, she starts to speak fast and unclear.
Heather- Oh, nothing.
Ozzie- Did he try to do anything to you?
Heather- Dad!... no of course not...
Ozzie- Then what!?
The next day comes. Sunrise is encroaching sealthy, the night feels like it will never end. Heather just told her father everything on her mind. He is shocked but understands.
We see R.J lying wide awake in a normal position. He has big black bags under his eyes, and is staring off as if he is in another world. As the first ray of light touches the ground, Hammy sprints out of the log and goes to the bathroom. Everyone hears him and gets up themselfs. Hammy stops on his way back to the log to talk to R.J.
Hammy- R.J, are you ok? You have been acting strange lately, and I'm geting worried.
R.J- And this is coming from a guy that drinks an energy drink and can go mach speeds off of it! If anything, I'm worried about you!
Hammy starts to get a wide-eyed face, he starts to cry.
Hammy- I was just trying to help R.J... you didn't have to be so mean!!
R.J quickly spots his mistake. If Hammy makes a scene, then the others will come over. He must do something fast.
R.J- There, There Hammy, Give me a hug. I didn't mean it.
Hammy goes into R.J's arms as he gives him a firm hug. Hammy still knows that there is something wrong, he can just feel it.
Hammy- Thanks R.J, but whats the problem?
R.J looks nervous, he looks to find something of other interest. He spots some nuts.
R.J- Are those nuts over there?
Hammy- WHERE!!
Hammy furiously runs to the nuts as R.J sighs. But R.J is not out of the woods yet, Heather walks toward him.
R.J readily stands up straight and fixxes his hair. He starts to get nevous and studers.
Heather- Hey there handsome.
R.J- A... Ha...He...H...Hey
Heather- You got a problem there?
R.J- Na...Ne...N...No
Heather starts to talk about what she said to her father last night, he as any good father would, gave her advice on what to say to R.J.
Heather is sweating profusively and is blushing like crazy.
Heather- Well R.J, you have been so nice to me and everyone else in the family lately...It's just...What I'm trying to say is... I... I.. I lo.
Her words get interrupted by a scream, they both look over in the direction of the scream... It comes from Hammy. Hammy fell into a ditch while gathering his nuts. The whole group comes over to help.
The animals figure out a bullet-proof way of geting Hammy out of this ditch. They figure out that if they make a chain, they will be able to reach Hammy. Heather and R.J where sperated in the wild rush.
R.J- Heather! Where are you?!
R.J stands on his tippy-toes to try and find heather, but with no avail.
Lou- Hey R.J, grab onto my hand, I'm going down.
R.J- Wha, ok Lou... hey have you seen Heath...
At that moment R.J almost lost balance as Lou went into the hole, shifting all the weight. R.J looked down the hole and Heather is at the very end of the chain.
Heather- It will be ok Hammy, just grab my tail.
Hammy- No! I have to much respect for you then to grab your tail.
Heather- You will be down here forever Hammy!! Just grab my tail.
R.J screams...
RJ- HEY HAMMY, THERE'RE SPIDERS DOWN THERE!!
Hammy goes insane, he does laps around the ditch.
Heather- Grab my tail Hammy!! NOW!
Hammy passes out because of how scared he is, Heather must go down and save him.
Heather- Lower me alittle bit further!
The group struggles, but lowers her. She grabs Hammy and brings him up.
Heather- Hammy is still not up!... He's not breathing now too!!
Heather quickly puts her lips on Hammy's, tring to make the hyper one breath again...R.J gets extremely jealous at the sight and turns away.
Heather- One, Two, Three!!
Heather breaths into Hammy one last time and he wakes up and seems fine. The whole group cheers.
Hammy looks Heather dead in her eyes, he's not the same hyper Hammy everyone knew before this accident... Hammy stands up.
Hammy- Heather, you..you saved my life
Heather- All, it was nothing
Hammy got close to Heather and kissed her for 5 seconds, but the surprising thing was that Heather closed her eyes and put her arms around him.
Everyone was stuned, especially R.J.
Ozzie cuts in...
Ozzie- Heather! You made your point, let's have breakfast already.
The group surrounding Heather starts to walk away, but Hammy and Heather are both smiling and hold hands together, looking each other straight in the eyes... another couple seconds go by...
Ozzie- Any time now Heather?
R.J is now just staring at them with his mouth down to his knees, he is in total awe. Heather unclenches Hammy's hands and walks away
while looking back at her lover. Hammy is just standing there, watching her as she dissipears from sight.
Hammy and R.J are now all alone... R.J starts to cry, but trys not to show it.
R.J- Hammy... thats the problem...
Hammy- You mean you love her!?
R.J nods as his once small tears evolve into a flood.
Hammy- I... I think I love her too...
R.J stops crying just for a second and looks up to Hammy with his deep-blue eyes and starts to talk
R.J- You don't understand Hammy, I love her more then anyone could. Everytime I get around her, my heart beats faster, I start to studder, and I feel the strongest lust in the world. I feel my heart is on fire, I must go...
R.J starts wiping off his tears with his paws while walking away. He is sadder then anything else now, and the only thing that madders to him is Heather.
Hammy trys to talk some sence into R.J...
Hammy- R.J! Come back here. We can talk about this.
R.J turns around, his face is blood red and he seems to be in a vile fury.
R.J- TALK ABOUT THIS? WE HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. I HATE YOU!!
Hammy starts to cry..
R.J- I HATE YOU MORE THEN SUGAR-FREE COOKIES!! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
Hammy runs off crying and goes to Heather. R.J walks back to his outdoor room.
As Hammy starts walking back to the log, everyone stops and looks at him. His face is pale and he keeps looking to the ground as if that is all he can do.
Heather now spots Hammy. Hammy walks into Heather's arms and embraces her. Hammy starts to cry surpassingly. Hammy wispers something to Heather...
Hammy- I love you...
Heather is confused about what all this means but she doesn't care. She is with her lover, and nothing can sperate them.
The whole group stares and then some one talks...
Spike- Are they goina 'do it'?
Penny- Spike!! Don't say that!!
Six more seconds go by before Ozzie comes in.
Ozzie- Umm... Hammy, whats the madder?
Hammy looks up. His Emerald green eyes now just a pale looking green. He looks horible.
Hammy- I love your daughter... but R.J loves her too.
Everyone gasps and seems stuned...
After Hammy told everyone that R.J loves Heather, everyone trys to stay clear of R.J. Now all R.J does is mope around with his head down. Heather spots him staring into space, it looks like he hasn't sleept in days.
Heather- R.J, my heart belongs to Hammy now, you have to give it a rest.
RJ looks at Heather with a passion, a fury.
R.J- Why..?
Heather- Many reasons... One, he's nice. Two he's..
R.J- Stop..
Heather stands there with a sad look on her face. She can't stand to see R.J like this.
R.J- I can't stand it any more. The pain is to much, everytime I eat my chest burns. Everytime I think about you I cry. Everytime I look at you and Hammy together I get a migraine.
R.J pauses and then stands up. He starts to sob...
R.J- I love you heather
R.J walks off into the woods while Heather thinks about chasing him, then comes to her sences and walks back with Hammy.
It has been 3 days since anyone has seen R.J after he went into the woods. A search party is called and the forest is filled with screems of finding R.J.
After all day of searching, Hammy finds R.J... Hammy is apuded and disturbed at what he sees..
Hammy- EVERYONE! COME OVER HERE!
The whole group runs over as fast as they can.
Penny- Cover your eyes kids.
What they see is a dead racoon. R.J hung himself after finding out that Heather was never going to love him the same way he does. The body of the once great con-artist R.J is now a pale color of himself. His face seems swollen and is colored a tint of purple with big veins veiwable in his face. His heart is veiwable from the front because of decomposing. The sench is horrible.
Heather passes out.
Hammy falls to the ground and starts to roll backwards and fowards while crying.
Ozzie-HEATHER!!!
Heather wakes up at the sound of her father's voice.
Ozzie- I told you to follow your heart! This is not the way to do it!!
Heather starts crying and blurts out something...
Heather- It's all my fault!!
Tiger, who is immune to smell, goes and cuts R.J out of the tree. Stella comes over and picks up the dead body and drags it back to the log.
Sorry to anyone that I "disturbed"
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*these events happen at dusk of the day of the last scene of the film. R.J is feeling remource about almost killing all of the things he cares about most deeply*
After Vincent was carried away, Gladys arrested, and the Verminator ran away, things were peaceful at the log. As we join our heros, we see R.J. looking sad and dissipointed with his head down low. R.J. looks as if he was in some sort of prison camp for life. All the others are staring right at him like dolls. Finally, R.J. speaks...
R.J- I had no reason to betray you guys like that, I would give my life for you guys and I should've just let Vincent finish the job then... I feel so bad... I'm so sorry...
The whole group looks sad, but is still mad at what R.J has done
Verne- R.J, if you didn't come, we would still be eating bark and twigs right now. You have no reson to feel as bad as you do, we did fight back Vincent and now Gladys is gone too; you should be happy.
Ozzie tilts his head up fast and speaks...
Ozzie- Yes you should, we all forgive you R.J.
The whole group comes and gives R.J a hug. Hammy arrives first, then everyone else joins in. Heather makes sure she is right next to him, she looks nevous, as if she wants to say something. She wispers in R.J's ear.
Heather- Come to the pond tonight, I'll be waiting.
R.J. looks at her and nods, then goes back with his head down shamefully.
After the breif hug, everyone goes to their beds and starts sleeping, dreaming about the day to come. R.J is stilll up watching his favorite shows, he looks at the clock. It is midnight. He turns off the T.V and heads to the pond. There he sees Heather lieing down next to the pond. She looks as if she's sleeping, but no sounds of snores are heard from the beautiful possum. R.J comes over and shakes her. She wakes ubruptly.
Heather- You came!
R.J- Yes, I wanted to see what this was all about.
Heather was sweating, trying not to look into R.J's eyes..
Heather- Umm.... well.. I just wanted to say we all forgive you and you shouldn't think so much of it.
R.J looks away to the stars of the night. They are unseasonally bright tonight, and R.J can't stop staring.
R.J- You know Heather, everytime I look up at that sky, I think of this family and how good I have it; and how lucky I am to have you.
Heather quicky blushes and turns away.
Heather- Well, I just wanted to say that so goodbye!
Heather hastally goes to her bed, never to look back at R.J.
R.J watches her as she walks back to bed, he gets a slight feeling of security knowing that he is with a good family now. He walks back to his T.V, sits down, and goes to sleep.
Heather can't sleep, the thought of R.J buzzes in her mind like a bee. She trys everything to get to sleep, she even trys to sleep upright! But with no avail. All her tossing and turning wakes up her loving father, Ozzie. Ozzie looks sleepy and delusional.
Ozzie- A....Hea.....Heather whats the madder honey.
Heather stoped and pretended she was asleep.
Ozzie- Come on now Heather, I know you to well. I know your just pretending to sleep.
Heather got up, looked her dad straight in his sleepy eyes.
Heather- I don't know what's the madder, I can't go to sleep.
Ozzie gets up too, but very slowly.
Ozzie- There has to be a problem, you know you can tell your ol' daddy anything.
Heather blushes...
Heather- Your not my daddy! Your my dad!
Ozzie- Does that still bother you?
Heather- Yes! Yes it does... and R.J bothers me too!
Heather quickly puts her hands over her mouth, she didn't mean to say anything about R.J, but now it's to late.
Ozzie starts to wake up, he smerks.
Ozzie- What about R.J?
Trying to cover up her mistake, she starts to speak fast and unclear.
Heather- Oh, nothing.
Ozzie- Did he try to do anything to you?
Heather- Dad!... no of course not...
Ozzie- Then what!?
The next day comes. Sunrise is encroaching sealthy, the night feels like it will never end. Heather just told her father everything on her mind. He is shocked but understands.
We see R.J lying wide awake in a normal position. He has big black bags under his eyes, and is staring off as if he is in another world. As the first ray of light touches the ground, Hammy sprints out of the log and goes to the bathroom. Everyone hears him and gets up themselfs. Hammy stops on his way back to the log to talk to R.J.
Hammy- R.J, are you ok? You have been acting strange lately, and I'm geting worried.
R.J- And this is coming from a guy that drinks an energy drink and can go mach speeds off of it! If anything, I'm worried about you!
Hammy starts to get a wide-eyed face, he starts to cry.
Hammy- I was just trying to help R.J... you didn't have to be so mean!!
R.J quickly spots his mistake. If Hammy makes a scene, then the others will come over. He must do something fast.
R.J- There, There Hammy, Give me a hug. I didn't mean it.
Hammy goes into R.J's arms as he gives him a firm hug. Hammy still knows that there is something wrong, he can just feel it.
Hammy- Thanks R.J, but whats the problem?
R.J looks nervous, he looks to find something of other interest. He spots some nuts.
R.J- Are those nuts over there?
Hammy- WHERE!!
Hammy furiously runs to the nuts as R.J sighs. But R.J is not out of the woods yet, Heather walks toward him.
R.J readily stands up straight and fixxes his hair. He starts to get nevous and studers.
Heather- Hey there handsome.
R.J- A... Ha...He...H...Hey
Heather- You got a problem there?
R.J- Na...Ne...N...No
Heather starts to talk about what she said to her father last night, he as any good father would, gave her advice on what to say to R.J.
Heather is sweating profusively and is blushing like crazy.
Heather- Well R.J, you have been so nice to me and everyone else in the family lately...It's just...What I'm trying to say is... I... I.. I lo.
Her words get interrupted by a scream, they both look over in the direction of the scream... It comes from Hammy. Hammy fell into a ditch while gathering his nuts. The whole group comes over to help.
The animals figure out a bullet-proof way of geting Hammy out of this ditch. They figure out that if they make a chain, they will be able to reach Hammy. Heather and R.J where sperated in the wild rush.
R.J- Heather! Where are you?!
R.J stands on his tippy-toes to try and find heather, but with no avail.
Lou- Hey R.J, grab onto my hand, I'm going down.
R.J- Wha, ok Lou... hey have you seen Heath...
At that moment R.J almost lost balance as Lou went into the hole, shifting all the weight. R.J looked down the hole and Heather is at the very end of the chain.
Heather- It will be ok Hammy, just grab my tail.
Hammy- No! I have to much respect for you then to grab your tail.
Heather- You will be down here forever Hammy!! Just grab my tail.
R.J screams...
RJ- HEY HAMMY, THERE'RE SPIDERS DOWN THERE!!
Hammy goes insane, he does laps around the ditch.
Heather- Grab my tail Hammy!! NOW!
Hammy passes out because of how scared he is, Heather must go down and save him.
Heather- Lower me alittle bit further!
The group struggles, but lowers her. She grabs Hammy and brings him up.
Heather- Hammy is still not up!... He's not breathing now too!!
Heather quickly puts her lips on Hammy's, tring to make the hyper one breath again...R.J gets extremely jealous at the sight and turns away.
Heather- One, Two, Three!!
Heather breaths into Hammy one last time and he wakes up and seems fine. The whole group cheers.
Hammy looks Heather dead in her eyes, he's not the same hyper Hammy everyone knew before this accident... Hammy stands up.
Hammy- Heather, you..you saved my life
Heather- All, it was nothing
Hammy got close to Heather and kissed her for 5 seconds, but the surprising thing was that Heather closed her eyes and put her arms around him.
Everyone was stuned, especially R.J.
Ozzie cuts in...
Ozzie- Heather! You made your point, let's have breakfast already.
The group surrounding Heather starts to walk away, but Hammy and Heather are both smiling and hold hands together, looking each other straight in the eyes... another couple seconds go by...
Ozzie- Any time now Heather?
R.J is now just staring at them with his mouth down to his knees, he is in total awe. Heather unclenches Hammy's hands and walks away
while looking back at her lover. Hammy is just standing there, watching her as she dissipears from sight.
Hammy and R.J are now all alone... R.J starts to cry, but trys not to show it.
R.J- Hammy... thats the problem...
Hammy- You mean you love her!?
R.J nods as his once small tears evolve into a flood.
Hammy- I... I think I love her too...
R.J stops crying just for a second and looks up to Hammy with his deep-blue eyes and starts to talk
R.J- You don't understand Hammy, I love her more then anyone could. Everytime I get around her, my heart beats faster, I start to studder, and I feel the strongest lust in the world. I feel my heart is on fire, I must go...
R.J starts wiping off his tears with his paws while walking away. He is sadder then anything else now, and the only thing that madders to him is Heather.
Hammy trys to talk some sence into R.J...
Hammy- R.J! Come back here. We can talk about this.
R.J turns around, his face is blood red and he seems to be in a vile fury.
R.J- TALK ABOUT THIS? WE HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. I HATE YOU!!
Hammy starts to cry..
R.J- I HATE YOU MORE THEN SUGAR-FREE COOKIES!! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
Hammy runs off crying and goes to Heather. R.J walks back to his outdoor room.
As Hammy starts walking back to the log, everyone stops and looks at him. His face is pale and he keeps looking to the ground as if that is all he can do.
Heather now spots Hammy. Hammy walks into Heather's arms and embraces her. Hammy starts to cry surpassingly. Hammy wispers something to Heather...
Hammy- I love you...
Heather is confused about what all this means but she doesn't care. She is with her lover, and nothing can sperate them.
The whole group stares and then some one talks...
Spike- Are they goina 'do it'?
Penny- Spike!! Don't say that!!
Six more seconds go by before Ozzie comes in.
Ozzie- Umm... Hammy, whats the madder?
Hammy looks up. His Emerald green eyes now just a pale looking green. He looks horible.
Hammy- I love your daughter... but R.J loves her too.
Everyone gasps and seems stuned...
After Hammy told everyone that R.J loves Heather, everyone trys to stay clear of R.J. Now all R.J does is mope around with his head down. Heather spots him staring into space, it looks like he hasn't sleept in days.
Heather- R.J, my heart belongs to Hammy now, you have to give it a rest.
RJ looks at Heather with a passion, a fury.
R.J- Why..?
Heather- Many reasons... One, he's nice. Two he's..
R.J- Stop..
Heather stands there with a sad look on her face. She can't stand to see R.J like this.
R.J- I can't stand it any more. The pain is to much, everytime I eat my chest burns. Everytime I think about you I cry. Everytime I look at you and Hammy together I get a migraine.
R.J pauses and then stands up. He starts to sob...
R.J- I love you heather
R.J walks off into the woods while Heather thinks about chasing him, then comes to her sences and walks back with Hammy.
It has been 3 days since anyone has seen R.J after he went into the woods. A search party is called and the forest is filled with screems of finding R.J.
After all day of searching, Hammy finds R.J... Hammy is apuded and disturbed at what he sees..
Hammy- EVERYONE! COME OVER HERE!
The whole group runs over as fast as they can.
Penny- Cover your eyes kids.
What they see is a dead racoon. R.J hung himself after finding out that Heather was never going to love him the same way he does. The body of the once great con-artist R.J is now a pale color of himself. His face seems swollen and is colored a tint of purple with big veins veiwable in his face. His heart is veiwable from the front because of decomposing. The sench is horrible.
Heather passes out.
Hammy falls to the ground and starts to roll backwards and fowards while crying.
Ozzie-HEATHER!!!
Heather wakes up at the sound of her father's voice.
Ozzie- I told you to follow your heart! This is not the way to do it!!
Heather starts crying and blurts out something...
Heather- It's all my fault!!
Tiger, who is immune to smell, goes and cuts R.J out of the tree. Stella comes over and picks up the dead body and drags it back to the log.
Sorry to anyone that I "disturbed"
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