Post by Sarah on Dec 15, 2006 22:35:28 GMT -5
JOURNAL OF JUMBA JUKIBA
November 10th, 2006
I do not know why Sarah and Crystalis planned this camping trip for us. I would definitely not be able to stand eating canned food for a week and dealing with stench during the night.
However, my complaining was of no use.
Stuck in a tent with Pleakley (who was also miserable), males and females were separated. Sarah did this for "security reasons."
Pleakley was complaining about not being able to take a shower in privacy-- I had to agree. Instead we had to bathe in a clean lake nearby with a waterfall at the end of the river. The girls seemed not to mind, and I didn't mind after Yuri came along with Gnasty, but Yuri seemed to complain more than anyone else.
I broke a nail! My hair is a mess! There's no deodorant! I want to go home! I'm not bathing with the risk of anyone peeping at me!
Someone shoot me...
I scribbled down a self-note:
Keep watch of BOTH genders peeping in when bathing.
For the first two days, we actually had real food-- chicken, rice, and green beans. We set them in a pan over a fire, and it only took about an hour to cook them all.
However, on the third day, Pleakley decided to drag me along on his mosquito hobnobbing. I guess that was the only thing he liked to do when stranded in a forest with towering oak trees.
After a couple of hours, he didn't seem to have much luck finding or catching any mosquitoes, and I decided to find my way back on my own.
Yet after a few minutes I heard shrieks and yells of terror from our campsite.
"OH MY GOD, THE TREE'S ATTACKING HIM!!"
JOURNAL OF JUMBA JUKIBA
November 11th, 2006
What happened at the campsite was not pretty.
Gnasty had apparently been "attacked". The tree did not seem to be moving at all, yet Gnasty was hanging from a branch by his pants, screaming bloody murder. It was earsplitting.
"AHH! GET ME OUT, GET ME OUT!" He cried.
All I did was stand there in shock. When I looked closer, the tree actually was moving.
The girls were freaking out. So was Pleakley.
Eventually, the branch broke due to Gnasty's weight, and he fell to the ground with a loud THUD.
We ran off to the waterfall lake where there was not a tree in sight.
Gnasty was examining his body.
"What happened?" I asked.
"Man, look at this!" Gnasty said, showing a gash on his leg. "The trees are alive! And I don't mean just growing. It grabbed me and scraped the hell outta me!"
Later, as we were contemplating what had happened, Pleakley noticed something amongst the trees.
"Hey, what's that?" He pointed to an underbrush.
We shuffled closer.
"Someone's shirt..." Crystalis's voice seemed to trail off.
"DUDE!" Gnasty jumped back, pointing. "Is that somebody's SCALP?!"
"Oh my god..." Yuri said.
All of us suddenly screamed.
"OH MY GOD!"
"AAAAAAAHHHH!"
"AAAUUUGH!" (Me.)
"EEEEK!"
"BWAAAAAHHHHH!"
"AHH! KILLER TREES!"
JOURNAL OF JUMBA JUKIBA
November 12th, 2006
My goodness.
That gave me quite a scare! It actually turned out that it was a scraped piece of tree bark and not someone's scalp. Still, the trees seemed bloodthirsty.
Gnasty and I had began to investigate. I came to a theory that Pyro could be behind this. I clenched my fists and two of my eyes twitched just thinking about that monster I created...
While walking, Gnasty tripped over an uprooted branch, got whacked by branches about four times, got picked up by seven trees and dropped brutally, and got shaken by four and lost all of his pocket change.
I felt really lucky that was not me!
Yet I was attacked myself. A tree grabbed me and ripped my shirt to bits and scraped my torso.
An outbreak of attacks caused us to get separated.
I had found my way back... But Gnasty was still out there.
With the trees!
JOURNAL OF JUMBA JUKIBA
November 15, 2006
Poor Gnasty... Ten minutes after I had made it back, he returned himself, cut up and bruised. He was given attention immediately by Yuri (she wants to be a doctor like myself, eee hee hee).
I was wondering if Pyro was near. He was invisible to my sense. I wish I could track him down and beat him until he depossessed the trees. Too bad I didn't have my plasma cannon...
As I pondered, we became a little more fearful of our upcoming events. We were just hoping we'd make it out alive, from what I was seeing. I was too...
Sarah, however, went to go fishing, and came back with her new jeans ripped. She was throwing a fit, and Pleakley was (unsuccessfully) trying to calm her down.
"These freakin' jeans cost me seventy dollars!" Sarah fumed, pulling at her shoulder-length red hair.
"Calm down, you could just sew them!" Pleakley tried to console her.
"SEW them?! These are JEANS, you idiot Noodle!"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"
...And thus began the sissy-slapping. They didn't really hit each other anywhere above the forearms. Still, Pleakley whined in pain.
"OW, you meanie! That was my elbow!"
Crystalis broke in quite... unexpectedly. She grabbed Pleakley by the shoulders and dipped him toward the ground in a deep hug.
Sarah simply walked away, ignoring the romance, and she went into her tent.
Later on I decided to look for Pyro myself. I wore a heavy jacket although it was hot out just to prevent being scraped.
There was NO way I was going to let the trees strike again. I even had some evil theme song for them in my head...
I heard shrieks from nearby and went from a walk to a sprint, and just as I had hoped, I saw Pyro.
Being attacked by trees. HA!
He and Blaze were screaming like girls, obviously wet from bathing, and they were being shaken, hanging on as tight as possible to their towels.
Yuck. They were naked...
Blaze soon fell out of the tree that was shaking him with a HUGE thud, and he wrapped his towel quickly around himself when he saw me.
"WAARGH!" Pyro's shout came. "Blaze, you imbecile! Get me DOWN! Blaze! BLAZE!!"
Blaze was too terrified to notice Pyro's yells.
"Did you see them?" He asked me, unusually quiet.
"And you're scared of trees?" I scoffed. "I'm shocked."
"Don't even START with the insults!" Blaze pointed one skinny green finger in my face. "I'm wet! I'm NAKED and I have a PINK TOWEL wrapped around me. This is REALLY bad for my evil reputation!"
Pyro came down with a snap of a root.
"Blaze... I'm going to hurt you..." He muttered into the ground. He lifted himself up.
With his hair wet, he looked like a girl! I was so shocked I started laughing my head off. He gave me a nasty look.
"Jumba! Jumba, stop it! Just because you're my original..."
"HA HA HA HA HA!"
"JUMBA!!"
"BWAAAHAHAHA!"
Pyro clocked me in the cheek and I shut my mouth.
"I understand your humour about my hair. But at least I have hair," He sniffed, turning away. "Besides, in case you're wondering, I didn't possess these trees."
I rubbed my cheek. "Then who did?"
"I don't know, some girl..." Blaze answered.
"She was really disgusting." Pyro's nose wrinkled. "Urgh. She was a human."
Pyro did not like humans at all...
"Did you get her name?" I asked.
"She said she was called 'Jordan of Stallion Day'." Pyro shuddered. "She even said that she wouldn't be offended if we forgot it..."
"JORDAN?" My jaw dropped. "So SHE'S behind this. Another one of her little pranks!"
"You know her?" Blaze asked, clutching his towel.
"Of course I do. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to tell the others." I began to walk off.
"WAIT!" Blaze cried. "You're not just gonna leave us naked here, are you?! Princess is waiting for me back at our camp, and we don't know where the hell we are!"
I glared at him. "Sucks to be you."
When I told the others, they seemed surprised-- and angry.
Sarah threw another one of her world-famous hissy fits, and she stormed out of the camp and came back ten minutes later dragging Jordan by her sweater.
"Ow! Ow! I didn't mean it! I was only playing around!!"
"You're going to FIX all of the damage you did! You're going to pay for my jeans, pay for Gnasty's hospital bill if he goes there, AND you're going to pay for letting Pleakley and Crystalis scar me for life!"
Good lord.
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END ENTRY
November 10th, 2006
I do not know why Sarah and Crystalis planned this camping trip for us. I would definitely not be able to stand eating canned food for a week and dealing with stench during the night.
However, my complaining was of no use.
Stuck in a tent with Pleakley (who was also miserable), males and females were separated. Sarah did this for "security reasons."
Pleakley was complaining about not being able to take a shower in privacy-- I had to agree. Instead we had to bathe in a clean lake nearby with a waterfall at the end of the river. The girls seemed not to mind, and I didn't mind after Yuri came along with Gnasty, but Yuri seemed to complain more than anyone else.
I broke a nail! My hair is a mess! There's no deodorant! I want to go home! I'm not bathing with the risk of anyone peeping at me!
Someone shoot me...
I scribbled down a self-note:
Keep watch of BOTH genders peeping in when bathing.
For the first two days, we actually had real food-- chicken, rice, and green beans. We set them in a pan over a fire, and it only took about an hour to cook them all.
However, on the third day, Pleakley decided to drag me along on his mosquito hobnobbing. I guess that was the only thing he liked to do when stranded in a forest with towering oak trees.
After a couple of hours, he didn't seem to have much luck finding or catching any mosquitoes, and I decided to find my way back on my own.
Yet after a few minutes I heard shrieks and yells of terror from our campsite.
"OH MY GOD, THE TREE'S ATTACKING HIM!!"
JOURNAL OF JUMBA JUKIBA
November 11th, 2006
What happened at the campsite was not pretty.
Gnasty had apparently been "attacked". The tree did not seem to be moving at all, yet Gnasty was hanging from a branch by his pants, screaming bloody murder. It was earsplitting.
"AHH! GET ME OUT, GET ME OUT!" He cried.
All I did was stand there in shock. When I looked closer, the tree actually was moving.
The girls were freaking out. So was Pleakley.
Eventually, the branch broke due to Gnasty's weight, and he fell to the ground with a loud THUD.
We ran off to the waterfall lake where there was not a tree in sight.
Gnasty was examining his body.
"What happened?" I asked.
"Man, look at this!" Gnasty said, showing a gash on his leg. "The trees are alive! And I don't mean just growing. It grabbed me and scraped the hell outta me!"
Later, as we were contemplating what had happened, Pleakley noticed something amongst the trees.
"Hey, what's that?" He pointed to an underbrush.
We shuffled closer.
"Someone's shirt..." Crystalis's voice seemed to trail off.
"DUDE!" Gnasty jumped back, pointing. "Is that somebody's SCALP?!"
"Oh my god..." Yuri said.
All of us suddenly screamed.
"OH MY GOD!"
"AAAAAAAHHHH!"
"AAAUUUGH!" (Me.)
"EEEEK!"
"BWAAAAAHHHHH!"
"AHH! KILLER TREES!"
JOURNAL OF JUMBA JUKIBA
November 12th, 2006
My goodness.
That gave me quite a scare! It actually turned out that it was a scraped piece of tree bark and not someone's scalp. Still, the trees seemed bloodthirsty.
Gnasty and I had began to investigate. I came to a theory that Pyro could be behind this. I clenched my fists and two of my eyes twitched just thinking about that monster I created...
While walking, Gnasty tripped over an uprooted branch, got whacked by branches about four times, got picked up by seven trees and dropped brutally, and got shaken by four and lost all of his pocket change.
I felt really lucky that was not me!
Yet I was attacked myself. A tree grabbed me and ripped my shirt to bits and scraped my torso.
An outbreak of attacks caused us to get separated.
I had found my way back... But Gnasty was still out there.
With the trees!
JOURNAL OF JUMBA JUKIBA
November 15, 2006
Poor Gnasty... Ten minutes after I had made it back, he returned himself, cut up and bruised. He was given attention immediately by Yuri (she wants to be a doctor like myself, eee hee hee).
I was wondering if Pyro was near. He was invisible to my sense. I wish I could track him down and beat him until he depossessed the trees. Too bad I didn't have my plasma cannon...
As I pondered, we became a little more fearful of our upcoming events. We were just hoping we'd make it out alive, from what I was seeing. I was too...
Sarah, however, went to go fishing, and came back with her new jeans ripped. She was throwing a fit, and Pleakley was (unsuccessfully) trying to calm her down.
"These freakin' jeans cost me seventy dollars!" Sarah fumed, pulling at her shoulder-length red hair.
"Calm down, you could just sew them!" Pleakley tried to console her.
"SEW them?! These are JEANS, you idiot Noodle!"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"
...And thus began the sissy-slapping. They didn't really hit each other anywhere above the forearms. Still, Pleakley whined in pain.
"OW, you meanie! That was my elbow!"
Crystalis broke in quite... unexpectedly. She grabbed Pleakley by the shoulders and dipped him toward the ground in a deep hug.
Sarah simply walked away, ignoring the romance, and she went into her tent.
Later on I decided to look for Pyro myself. I wore a heavy jacket although it was hot out just to prevent being scraped.
There was NO way I was going to let the trees strike again. I even had some evil theme song for them in my head...
I heard shrieks from nearby and went from a walk to a sprint, and just as I had hoped, I saw Pyro.
Being attacked by trees. HA!
He and Blaze were screaming like girls, obviously wet from bathing, and they were being shaken, hanging on as tight as possible to their towels.
Yuck. They were naked...
Blaze soon fell out of the tree that was shaking him with a HUGE thud, and he wrapped his towel quickly around himself when he saw me.
"WAARGH!" Pyro's shout came. "Blaze, you imbecile! Get me DOWN! Blaze! BLAZE!!"
Blaze was too terrified to notice Pyro's yells.
"Did you see them?" He asked me, unusually quiet.
"And you're scared of trees?" I scoffed. "I'm shocked."
"Don't even START with the insults!" Blaze pointed one skinny green finger in my face. "I'm wet! I'm NAKED and I have a PINK TOWEL wrapped around me. This is REALLY bad for my evil reputation!"
Pyro came down with a snap of a root.
"Blaze... I'm going to hurt you..." He muttered into the ground. He lifted himself up.
With his hair wet, he looked like a girl! I was so shocked I started laughing my head off. He gave me a nasty look.
"Jumba! Jumba, stop it! Just because you're my original..."
"HA HA HA HA HA!"
"JUMBA!!"
"BWAAAHAHAHA!"
Pyro clocked me in the cheek and I shut my mouth.
"I understand your humour about my hair. But at least I have hair," He sniffed, turning away. "Besides, in case you're wondering, I didn't possess these trees."
I rubbed my cheek. "Then who did?"
"I don't know, some girl..." Blaze answered.
"She was really disgusting." Pyro's nose wrinkled. "Urgh. She was a human."
Pyro did not like humans at all...
"Did you get her name?" I asked.
"She said she was called 'Jordan of Stallion Day'." Pyro shuddered. "She even said that she wouldn't be offended if we forgot it..."
"JORDAN?" My jaw dropped. "So SHE'S behind this. Another one of her little pranks!"
"You know her?" Blaze asked, clutching his towel.
"Of course I do. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to tell the others." I began to walk off.
"WAIT!" Blaze cried. "You're not just gonna leave us naked here, are you?! Princess is waiting for me back at our camp, and we don't know where the hell we are!"
I glared at him. "Sucks to be you."
When I told the others, they seemed surprised-- and angry.
Sarah threw another one of her world-famous hissy fits, and she stormed out of the camp and came back ten minutes later dragging Jordan by her sweater.
"Ow! Ow! I didn't mean it! I was only playing around!!"
"You're going to FIX all of the damage you did! You're going to pay for my jeans, pay for Gnasty's hospital bill if he goes there, AND you're going to pay for letting Pleakley and Crystalis scar me for life!"
Good lord.
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END ENTRY
