OTH characters of genius

[rjandheather]

Here's another fanfic project that I've been working on lately. They're not real fics like the ones I write at FF.net, but commercial parodies. Here's the first one:


Mach 6 presents Over The Hedge characters of genius.

RJ (singing): Over The Hedge characters of genius

Today, we salute you, Mr. badly-combovered-pest-control-guy.

RJ (singing): Mr. badly-combovered-pest-control-guy...

Like an alarm, the sight of your hair warns little animals that they better run away as fast as they can.

RJ (singing): Run, my friends, run...

When society demands that you shave off your remaining hair, you refuse.

RJ (singing): I won't shave it!

Whenever you show up in your truck, the taunts from the members of the OTH fan community start.

RJ (singing): Oh the taunts...

So crack open a nice cold Mach 6 Mr. badly-combovered-pest-control-guy, because where would we be without the humor you provide?

RJ (singing): Mr. badly-combovered-pest-control-guy...

[latte]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDI love those Bud Light commercials! Especially "Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer".

[rjandheather]

Here's one for Hammy:

Mach 6 presents Over The Hedge characters of genius

RJ (singing): Over The Hedge characters of genius

Today, we salute you, Mr. hyperactive-cookie-eater

RJ (singing): Mr. hyperactive-cookie-eater

Chocolate chip, sugar, oatmeal, you don't care. So long as it's round and sweet, you'll eat it.

RJ (singing): I don't care what it is!

You'll do anything, including faking rabies, to get your treats.

RJ (singing): I'm a crazy rabid squirrel!

And yes, we agree with you that Steve is a pretty name.

RJ (singing): Let's call it Steve!

So crack open a nice cold Mach 6 Mr. hyperactive-cookie-eater, and know that we'll be waiting for you when you stop zipping around.

RJ (singing): Mr. hyperactive-cookie-eater.